Donald Trump isn’t a good president, and it can be proven with facts.
He is the first president (to my knowledge) that watches more television than reads. He gets his intelligence briefing in picture form because he has such little political experience, Newsweek reports. He doesn’t understand what he’s reading. Trump’s advisers bring him daily reports that consist of flattering pictures and media stories praising his glory. This document is called “the propaganda document,” Vice News reports. Sean Spicer, former Press Secretary denies the contents of this folder, but he also said Trump’s inauguration set the largest attendance record.
PC: PBS News
There’s a narcissistic Twitter obsessed old-boy sitting in the oval office. He doesn’t like to read and it’s obvious he is severely under-qualified for the position.
Pondering this, lead to a thought. If Donald J. Trump is this bad at being president, how bad would he be at smoking weed? Based on his presidency, it’s safe to say Donald J. Trump smokes mids. If you don’t know, “mids” is a stoner slang term for mediocre-as-fuck weed. A key characteristic of said person who smokes mids, up-selling their weed and hyping it like it was grown by Ted Jones himself.
Trump is constantly hyping himself. He talks about: how much he knows, how nice he is, how many friends he has, etc. It seems like he can’t get through a simple speech about policy without referring to himself, his accomplishments, or people he doesn’t like.
This is the presidential version of the mids smoker telling you how fire his weed is after buying a $15 eighth and putting it in a top-shelf brand jar. The person who won’t stop telling you about how good the weed is.
Instead of letting the group enjoy the mediocre weed for what it is, in peace, they deliver ear beatings; spouting random terms like terps, gas, and dank while the shit burns the back of your throat and seeds pop in your eyes. A good smoke circle will proceed to roast him cold. Because, it’s necessary to keep mids-smokers accountable for their terrible choice in weed, and their terrible attempts to convince us otherwise.
Just like our President has to be held accountable for his mids-decisions, his mids-behavior, and his mids-attempts at convincing the American people he has any idea what he is doing as the President of the United States of America.
Donald J. Trump is a mids-president.
