Spring cleaning sucks, but it doesn’t have to. Cannabis is great for alleviating the mundane feeling chores and yearly spring cleaning can provide. Not everyone can be like my roommate, who wakes up giddy to clean messes from the previous night’s party or who lives to try a new steaming attachment on the shower grout.
This list focuses on strains that provide some kind of motivational, productive, or cerebral high for the rest of us that fucking hate cleaning.
Tropicanna Cookies – Phat Panda
A citrus strain that is light in giggly in lighter doses. Throw on a good podcast and giggle your way through hours of mindless cleaning.
Carl Sagan – Mad Mark Farms
Allow the Carl Segan strain to take your mind into the stratosphere while your body completes simple tasks like vacuuming and dusting. This strain has a relaxing and euphoric high.
Tangie Cookies – Exotikz
This cookies strain is surprisingly upbeat and productive compared to many of its counterparts. This strain will help you settle in for the tedious grind of cleaning your entire house.
Sour Tangie – Skord
A cross between East Coast Sour Diesel and Tangie. This strain is all upper. Orange terpenes clash with the sour fuel notes to create one of Skord’s most popular strains. This strain is a conversation starter that will make you a bit more fleet of foot.
Lemon OG – Top Shelf
Lemon OG from Top Shelf won’t make you clean any faster, but you won’t care that your movements are slowed. This strain as a “fuck it” quality to it that makes it perfect for completing time-consuming tasks that are at the bottom of your to-do list.
Sour Kush – Daddy Fat Sacks
A cross between Sour Diesel and OG Kush, Daddy Fat Sacks declares this strain as a “daytime get shit done strain.” Could there be anything better for battling dust bunnies for hours at a time?
Spring Cleaning Soundtrack
- Bon Iver
- Cardi B: “Invasion of Privacy”
- Madeaux: “Burn”
- Dead Phone Dummiez
- Kayela J
- Sam Lachow X Nacho Picasso
- Travis Thompson
- Macntaj & Levitate – “Bang Out”
- Zac Levine & Chase Miles: “What To Do”
